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Songs You Had NO FUCKING CLUE Were About Murder


Color us surprised.

Most of the time, you can tell when a song is about murder. Popular tunes like "Hey Joe" and "When It's Springtime in Alaska" just have that icky murder-feel about them. But did you know there are other songs about murder?

Our exhaustive research uncovered this list of ten songs you had no fucking clue were about murder. The workaday world is going to feel much scarier when you realize there are more odes to deliberately taking someone else's life than you originally thought!

Ten Songs Surprisingly About Murder

1. Murder Murder – Eminem

2. Murder, Murder, Murder – Insane Clown Posse

3. Where the Wild Roses Grow – Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds featuring Kylie Minogue

4. Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash

5. The Time to Kill is Now – Cannibal Corpse

6. Pretty Polly – Traditional

7. I Shot the Sheriff – Bob Marley

8. Happiness Is a Warm Gun – The Beatles

9. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer – The Beatles

10. I Want to Hold Your Hand – The Beatles

"Nice work, people. I did not know all those songs were about murder. You may order your big lunches now."

#murder #disbelief #music #Amy

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